What Chris has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Chris

A question people often ask about me

People are always asking me, “Chris, why do you have that hat on?” Well you know, they don’t really ask me anything like that. In fact, I rarely wear the hat. It just makes me look so dorky that the effect is reversed and my manly, not-childish-cartoon-watching self comes out. Wait, that didn’t work either. Okay so the hat isn’t all that important. It does have a nice flower on it though.

A story about Kim Jong-il

Well, the picture speaks for itself. We got rid of the woman and played poker for nuclear missile schematics later.


The world wants to meet…

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